a grown man: haha I’m such a baby I don’t know how to take care of myself because women, including my mother, have wasted decades of their precious lives and time and energy doing everything for me and now I’m a lazy pathetic unfeeling shithead. it’s so sweet that I don’t know how to chop an onion or use fabric conditioner haha awh I need a girlfriend to look after me
i’m so protective of mitski bc her music lives inside my heart and also all she does is mind her business & make music & talk in interviews about how she’s scared everyone is gonna turn on her like leave her BE this post brought to you by mitski defense gang